We Wish You A Saucey Christmas, and a Happy Nude Year!
This is going to be a quick one. Because it’s the holidays and WHERE is the time going?! We hope you’re making plans for New Years…. and that we will see you because your plans involve us 😉 You’ve got a couple options depending on what kind of night you’re looking for…. (again, we apologize for making you choose. But hey, both these nights are going to sell out for sure, so realistically its actually nice of us that we’re in two venues. Right? Also, get your tickets NOW. They are selling like hotcakes for both of these events!)
Behind door number one…..
Curated by Burgundy Brixx, and with Miss Fitt performing in the lineup, this New Years event is a night full of firecracker burlesque artists! These diverse performers will have you on the edge of your seat all night long in the beautiful Revue Stage Theatre!
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And behind door number two…
Produced by Vancouver’s tattooed fireball, Melody Mangler, The Nude Years Eve Gala features a fierce lineup of extravagant and indulgent vixens (this is, in no way, an exaggeration. There are some seriously large and sparkly and feathered props coming out for this event. SERIOUSLY large.), including the siren Nicky Ninedoors (yeah that’s me, I wrote that about myself, deal with it.) and all set to the live bump ‘n’ grind beats of The Locksmiths! Live music all night long, huzzah! There’s sweet jazz when you walk in, there’s even sweeter jazz as part of the performances, and then there’s.. wait for it… FUNK to dance to after the show!
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Those are two incredibly kick ass options for you. Enjoy.
OKAY! Now onto January.
January 10th- Winter Warmer with Pandora and The Locksmiths at Guilt and Co.!
We welcome the return of our dynamite dirty blonde, Delilah Dare! Delilah Dare is a totally fierce performer and crazy talented bellydancer (she is a part of Luciterra Bellydance). We’ve missed her HARD for the past 9 months while she was off running youth exchange programs in some place like Africa or whatever. (They finally clued in that we needed our stripper back. F*ck her Masters Degree. She’s got clothes to peel out of!)
I have a terrible sense of humour. Seriously though, she’s amazing. If you haven’t seen her, you need to. If you have, you obviously are dying to see her again.
January 25th- The Night Owl Revue with Pandora and The Locksmiths at Electric Owl Social Club!
That’s right- this funky night of soulful burlesque is back! And it’s now the whole Pandora and The Locksmiths crew plus special guest host from Sweet Soul Burlesque, Crystal Precious! Bring your dancing shoes, people, because we’re getting a whoooole lot funkier for this monthly show!
Don’t forget to check out Miss Fitt’s go go dance event at Guilt and Co with her troupe, The Hot Pants! Keep up to date on their events by clicking riiiiiight here.
We wish you a very Merry Christmas and Holiday season, and a Happy New Year!